This years(2012) costume

Rising Dead Man · Post by **Rising Dead Man** » Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:00 pm

You guys would be offended if I did the image I have in my wild, over the top brain. I was thinking of Jesus with blood all over his robe with demonic looking contact lenses and sharp teeth, bleeding wounds on the hands and feet and head where there's the crown of thorns, and holding a lamb with it's neck broken and bleeding all over the place. Yah, I have issues.

Demonic Duck · Post by **Demonic Duck** » Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:05 pm

Yea...that will offend people for sure.

Spookymufu · Post by **Spookymufu** » Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:24 pm

yes, that would cross a line

Rising Dead Man · Post by **Rising Dead Man** » Mon Aug 20, 2012 10:05 pm

Yep. I thought so.

jadewik · Post by **jadewik** » Wed Aug 29, 2012 5:44 pm

I'm abysmally behind on making my costume. I have all the fabric, thread, and do-dads I need to complete it. I haven't started cutting it out at all... due to the fact that I have no idea how large I'll be around the end of October-- I seem to have contracted one of those 40-week parasites and will be spawning sometime mid-March.

Pumpkin56 · Post by **Pumpkin56** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:47 am

Should I ever be afflicted with one of these parasites that you speak of, I'll be sure to describe it to everyone just as you did. I think I actually snorted when I read that Jade

jadewik · Post by **jadewik** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 11:01 am

Oh, if you think that was great... I had this long conversation about parasites-- the guy I was telling actually thought I had contracted something like a tape worm. That conversation went something like this:

me: I may have picked up a parasite.... this is disconcerting.

Friend: how large?

me: Did you see the movie Prometheus?

Friend: yeah did you like it?

me: Not really

Friend: didn't think you would.

me: My parasite gets about as large as a small dog...

Friend: wow

me: and then detaches itself like an ALIEN

Friend: is it fatal?

me: It can be, but likely I will survive

Friend: wow. well, I hope you do. how did you get this detachable puppy?

me: The usual way

Friend: water?

me: lol

Friend: That was my second guess, anyway. I figured you probably didn't eat feces.

me: Wrong sort of parasite. The one I'm talking about lingers around... for say... 18-26 years after it detaches

Friend: OH God.

me: lmao

Friend: So there will be another you... I feared this day would come.

Pumpkin56 · Post by **Pumpkin56** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:01 pm

jadewik wrote:Oh, if you think that was great... I had this long conversation about parasites-- the guy I was telling actually thought I had contracted something like a tape worm. That conversation went something like this:

me: I may have picked up a parasite.... this is disconcerting.

Friend: how large?

me: Did you see the movie Prometheus?

Friend: yeah did you like it?

me: Not really

Friend: didn't think you would.

me: My parasite gets about as large as a small dog...

Friend: wow

me: and then detaches itself like an ALIEN

Friend: is it fatal?

me: It can be, but likely I will survive

Friend: wow. well, I hope you do. how did you get this detachable puppy?

me: The usual way

Friend: water?

me: lol

Friend: That was my second guess, anyway. I figured you probably didn't eat feces.

me: Wrong sort of parasite. The one I'm talking about lingers around... for say... 18-26 years after it detaches

Friend: OH God.

me: lmao

Friend: So there will be another you... I feared this day would come.

Speaking of Prometheus, Noomi Rapace performing her own C-section might have been the best scene in the whole movie.

Demonic Duck · Post by **Demonic Duck** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 11:12 pm

I'm sure whatever you're planning will turn out awesome Jade...and congrats on your parasite

Murfreesboro · Post by **Murfreesboro** » Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:27 am

So, if I'm counting backwards correctly, you'll be about mid-way by the end of October? A person generally starts putting on a little weight at the beginning of the second trimester, so your figure may start to expand a little by Halloween, but most of the weight gain happens toward the end. Just decide on something loose-fitting, and you'll be fine. Congrats, Jadewik!

Spookymufu · Post by **Spookymufu** » Fri Aug 31, 2012 1:46 pm

this would be funny

NeverMore · Post by **NeverMore** » Sat Sep 01, 2012 7:04 pm

Jadewik, I figured since you're bound to be busy and not up to designing a carving pattern this year I'd do one for you. Here's my Halloween gift to you and your family.

It's vector format so you can resize and alter it to your heart's content.

http://www.4shared.com/file/wrw892Eu/Stork.html

Here's what it would (hopefully) look like once carved.

: stork.jpg (73.81 KiB) Viewed 15058 times

Edit: I'm thinking you may want to just surface shave the moon since that bird looks like it would be awfully weak if you cut all the way through.
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Rising Dead Man · Post by **Rising Dead Man** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:40 am

Love that!

witchy · Post by **witchy** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:09 pm

Congrats!!!!!!!!! I luv the pumpkin!!!

NeverMore · Post by **NeverMore** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:41 pm

If Jadewik is willing to share I'm sure SpookyBK wouldn't mind carving that too. Is there a virus going around? How exactly do you get pregnant?

I can supply a jpg of the pattern if you don't have a way of opening the one I supplied. Just resize it in your image editor.

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