The Coffin Maker

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The Coffin Maker

Post by MauEvig » Mon Sep 21, 2015 9:25 pm

I saw this one on Facebook and I thought it was a good knee slapper :lol:
A coffin maker was on his way to deliver one of his coffins, in the process, his car broke down.
Trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination.

A police officer saw him and told him to stop, so he asked:
"Hey, what are you carrying and where are you going"?

The man replied

."I do not like where I was buried so I am relocating" . . . . . . . .

The policeman fainted..!
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Re: The Coffin Maker

Post by Murfreesboro » Tue Sep 22, 2015 7:34 am

:lol: :lol:

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Re: The Coffin Maker

Post by Kolchak » Tue Sep 22, 2015 9:30 pm

First time I read this, I thought she said coffee maker.

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Re: The Coffin Maker

Post by Murfreesboro » Wed Sep 23, 2015 7:46 am

:lol:

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