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Werewolf Jokes
Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:05 pm
by Haunt Master
1. What do you get when you cross a werewolf with a drip-dry suit?
A wash-and-werewolf.
2. Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
The whatwolves and the whenwolves.
3. What kind of hot dogs do werewolves like the best?
Howl-o-wieners!
Re: Werewolf Jokes
Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:59 pm
by Haunt Master
The little girl said, Mommy, mommy, what's a werewolf?
The mother said, Don't worry about that and comb your face!
Re: Werewolf Jokes
Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:50 pm
by Rising Dead Man
Haunt Master wrote:The little girl said, Mommy, mommy, what's a werewolf?
The mother said, Don't worry about that and comb your face!
LOL!!
Re: Werewolf Jokes
Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 2:09 pm
by Haunt Master
What is the werewolf's favorite ride at Busch Gardens?
Howl-O-Scream!
Re: Werewolf Jokes
Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:59 pm
by Haunt Master
How do you know when the male werewolf and female werewolf make love together?
Only if you hear is Howl - Ohhhh - Howl - Ahhh - Owww - Howl!
Re: Werewolf Jokes
Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:18 pm
by Rising Dead Man
LOL!!
Re: Werewolf Jokes
Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 2:48 pm
by Haunt Master
How do you know that werewolf use the toothbrush?
It smells like rotten meat and blood!
Re: Werewolf Jokes
Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 2:49 pm
by Haunt Master
What is the werewolf's favorite beer?
Malt-Howling-Liquor
Re: Werewolf Jokes
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 9:25 am
by Ghoul of the Graves
I used to be a Werewolf but I'm alright Nowwwwwwwwwwwww!
EDIT: It only really works when you say it out loud
Re: Werewolf Jokes
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 10:00 pm
by ScarecrowJack
How do you know a werewolf has been in the fridge? Paw-prints in the butter.
What does it mean if there's a werewolf in the fridge in the morning? You had some party last night.
Why was the werewolf arrested after leaving the butcher? Chop lifting.
How do you make a werewolf stew? Keep him waiting for 2 hours.
Re: Werewolf Jokes
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:54 pm
by Belladonna
These are great! hahahaha!
Re: Werewolf Jokes
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:17 pm
by Undertaker
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS THE WOLFMAN WITH FRANKENSTEIN? A FUR COAT AND A ELECTRIC PINBALL MACHINE THAT BITES!
Re: Werewolf Jokes
Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 10:42 am
by halloweenjokes
Q: Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
A: Because Frost-bites!
Q: Why do dogs run in circles?
A: Because it’s too hard to run in squares!
Q: What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
A: Ruff!
Q: What happened to the werewolf that swallowed a firefly?
A: A bright werewolf!
Q: Why does the werewolf love Halloween?
A: The treats turn up on the front door step all night long!
I used to be a werewolf but I’m all right nooooooooow!
See more at:
http://halloweenjokes.com/halloween-jok ... wolf-jokes
Re: Werewolf Jokes
Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2021 12:24 am
by sndsoflftr
"Der Werwolf," sagte leise der Mann,
Des Weswolfs, genitiv sodann
Dem Wemwolf, dativ, wie man's nennt.
Den Wenwolf, akkusativ, so hat's ein End.