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1. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.

2. The uglier you are the easier it is to get some.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and graoning.

4. Less guilt the morning after.

5. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are.

6. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.

7. If you didn't get get what you want, you can always go next door.

8. If you get tired, you can wait until 10 minutes and go again.

9. You don't have to complient the person who gives you some.

10. You can do the whole neighborhood!!


Greeting, salutations and all that jazz!

I love this one!

Here is one I got off another website:

Look at my sack doesn't sound so dirty!

I'm really glad that you like this kind of joke! It's funny!

I'll be back here for more jokes later, so let me take my time to think of something else to post another joke here. Maybe I have to start a new joke thread myself.

Rising Dead Man wrote:I love this one!

LOL!!!!

People of any age can do it!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i love this one

That's good idea! I will pass this message to all of my creepy friends! Hahahaha!

I'm dying of laughter over here!

Hahahahha!

I just forwarded this to all my E-Mail contacts

That's funny when I received an email from a friend of mine....

You can do it underage.
It's OK if you get some from more than one person.
It's OK to do it alone.
I am, but a wolf inside.

When I talked to my next door ladies about this... they laughed. They thought it was hilarious!

Halloween lasts longer than 10 minutes.
The treats taste better.
At the end of Halloween I am HONESTLY say, "Man, that was a lot of fun. I wish we could do it again".

Halloween only "comes" once a year.

#7 was my favorite.

lol I like #3

#10. You can do the whole neighborhood!

If you think about it, all trick or treaters are Halloween whores.