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Any ghost jokes?

Post by iHaunt » Thu Sep 10, 2009 11:45 pm

Let me start right here....


Why do ghosts shiver and moan? And, the answer is because it's drafty under those sheets! :lol:

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Re: Any ghost jokes?

Post by NeverMore » Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:01 am

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Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
A. Ghoul-aid!!!

Q. Why can’t the boy ghost have babies?
A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.

Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A. For the Boos.

Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
A. He didn’t have a haunting license.

Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A. He is mist.

Q. Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
A. Because he is always a goblin.

Q. What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A. A toasty ghosty.

Q. What tops off a ghost’s ice cream sundae?
A. Whipped scream.

Q. What are ghosts’ favorite kind of streets?
A. Dead ends

Q. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A. Mas-scare-a.

Q. What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop?
A. Scream or sugar!

Q. Where does a ghost refuel his porche?
A. At a ghastly station.

Q. What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A. A boo-tie.


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Re: Any ghost jokes?

Post by adrian » Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:52 am

hahaha i like these ;)
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!

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Re: Any ghost jokes?

Post by iHaunt » Sat Jan 09, 2010 4:25 pm

I heard a joke from a friend of mine....


What did the female ghost shake at the club party?

Her boooty! :lol:

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Re: Any ghost jokes?

Post by Spookymufu » Sat Jan 09, 2010 5:03 pm

heh, funny
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Re: Any ghost jokes?

Post by MacPhantom » Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:32 pm

Y'all are some punny fellas.

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Re: Any ghost jokes?

Post by witchy » Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:27 pm

You guys are good!!! Ha ha ha :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by iHaunt » Wed Oct 06, 2010 4:25 pm

Ok, so here is another ghost joke... :D


Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room!

Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm just passing through.

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Re: Any ghost jokes?

Post by Undertaker » Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:13 pm

What do Italian ghosts eat? SPOOKGETTI
What do ghosts eat for breakfast? BOOBERRY
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Re: Any ghost jokes?

Post by NeverMore » Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:18 pm


Speaking of Booberry. I saw the Monster Cereals at a Walgreens the other day. Snatch some while you can!



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Re: Any ghost jokes?

Post by iHaunt » Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:58 pm

I love the joke about Italian ghost!!! Thanks a lot!!! I really do like it! :D :lol:

And, the Booberry cereal is really good! ;)


Undertaker wrote:What do Italian ghosts eat? SPOOKGETTI
What do ghosts eat for breakfast? BOOBERRY
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Post by iHaunt » Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:55 am

Anyways....

What happenned when a ghost asked for a brandy at local pub? The landlord said "Sorry, we don't serve spirits". :lol:

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Re: Any ghost jokes?

Post by Murfreesboro » Mon Oct 24, 2011 1:18 pm

:lol:

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Re: Any ghost jokes?

Post by iHaunt » Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:08 pm

Any good idea of ghost joke everyone? :)

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Post by jessicafox » Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:42 am

NeverMore wrote:..........
Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
A. Ghoul-aid!!!

Q. Why can’t the boy ghost have babies?
A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie........
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Q. What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A. A boo-tie.
Funny........ :twisted:

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