Vampire Cats

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Vampire Cats

Post by NeverMore » Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:59 am

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Read the story of the Vampire Cat...

http://www.vampires.com/vampire-cat/




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Re: Vampire Cats

Post by adrian » Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:27 am

hahha these are excellent :)
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!

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Re: Vampire Cats

Post by iHaunt » Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:40 pm

They're funny! :lol:

Thanks for posting the pics of vampire cats! I do like them! :D

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Re: Vampire Cats

Post by witchy » Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:43 am

omg that was too funny!!! I should post my she devil cat, she waits for you to go to sleep before she attacks. Hahaha!!! Thanks for sharing. Witchy
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Re: Vampire Cats

Post by Belladonna » Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:11 am

Oh I had one of those! As soon as I'd move my toes in the morning, he'd pounce! lol
These are great NeverMore!
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Re: Vampire Cats

Post by adrian » Fri Oct 30, 2009 5:49 pm

i got something similar to this in an email today :) love it
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!

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Re: Vampire Cats

Post by Nikolantern » Thu Jan 14, 2010 3:37 pm

I love Cats, and I love Vampires, and I think that's quite funny.
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Re: Vampire Cats

Post by Andybev01 » Thu Jan 14, 2010 4:01 pm

Those are freakin' sweet!

The cat who lets us live in her house wants me dead.

When I take the first step either up or down the stairs, she is coiled up at the opposite end of the steps and as soon as I take the first step she bolts toward me.

I'm not the oldest or sickest of the heard so I think it's personal. :shock:
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Re: Vampire Cats

Post by MauEvig » Wed Oct 16, 2013 10:59 pm

Those are cute. I've been to LOL cats before and seen some of those.
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