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Psychology

Post by iHaunt » Wed Mar 03, 2010 5:14 pm

A witch and her old hubby were sitting watching a TV program about psychology when he turned to his witch and said, "Honey, I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad, at the same time."

She replied, "You have the biggest d*** of all your friends". :lol:
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Re: Psychology

Post by Spookymufu » Wed Mar 03, 2010 6:33 pm

hahaha
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"You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar but if you pull their wings off they'll eat whatever you give them!"
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Re: Psychology

Post by iHaunt » Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:50 pm

My gf loves it! :lol:
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Re: Psychology

Post by MacPhantom » Thu Mar 04, 2010 2:33 pm

She loves the joke, or.....

No, you know what? Never mind. I don't want to know. Sorry I said anything. :roll:
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Re: Psychology

Post by ilovemichaelmyers » Thu Mar 04, 2010 2:34 pm

Not the joke, I'm telling you it's the other thing (which us women all enjoy). :P
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Re: Psychology

Post by MacPhantom » Thu Mar 04, 2010 2:58 pm

Wait a minute.... YOU'RE iHaunt's oft mentioned gf???!? :shock:
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Re: Psychology

Post by ilovemichaelmyers » Thu Mar 04, 2010 2:59 pm

ICK! No way! :lol:
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Re: Psychology

Post by MacPhantom » Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:19 pm

I think you two would make a great couple.... :lol:
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Re: Psychology

Post by ilovemichaelmyers » Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:19 pm

No, I think YOU would make a great partner to him. Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb. HAHAHAHA
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Re: Psychology

Post by Spookymufu » Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:22 pm

ilovemichaelmyers wrote:Not the joke, I'm telling you it's the other thing (which us women all enjoy). :P
ummm......I have met a few butch hair cut-wearing, flannel-wearing women that would disagree with you
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Re: Psychology

Post by ilovemichaelmyers » Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:26 pm

LOL I guess that's true Spooky, I never thought about the gays....
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Re: Psychology

Post by iHaunt » Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:45 pm

Ok, guess what my gf said about this stupid joke???

"What a slut! I hope the husband promptly stoned her to death for her infidelity, and then went to live in a cave in Afghanistan."
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Re: Psychology

Post by ilovemichaelmyers » Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:53 pm

Classic...
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Re: Psychology

Post by iHaunt » Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:07 am

ilovemichaelmyers wrote:Classic...
And, the Best! :lol:
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Re: Psychology

Post by Andybev01 » Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:09 pm

ilovemichaelmyers wrote:Not the joke, I'm telling you it's the other thing (which us women all enjoy). :P
Not according to our housekeeper...
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As you are now so once was I,
As I am now so you must be,
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