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A witch and her old hubby were sitting watching a TV program about psychology when he turned to his witch and said, "Honey, I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad, at the same time."

She replied, "You have the biggest d*** of all your friends".

My gf loves it!

She loves the joke, or.....

No, you know what? Never mind. I don't want to know. Sorry I said anything.

Not the joke, I'm telling you it's the other thing (which us women all enjoy).

Wait a minute.... YOU'RE iHaunt's oft mentioned gf???!?

ICK! No way!

I think you two would make a great couple....

No, I think YOU would make a great partner to him. Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb. HAHAHAHA

ilovemichaelmyers wrote:Not the joke, I'm telling you it's the other thing (which us women all enjoy).

ummm......I have met a few butch hair cut-wearing, flannel-wearing women that would disagree with you

LOL I guess that's true Spooky, I never thought about the gays....

Ok, guess what my gf said about this stupid joke???

"What a slut! I hope the husband promptly stoned her to death for her infidelity, and then went to live in a cave in Afghanistan."

Classic...

ilovemichaelmyers wrote:Classic...

And, the Best!

ilovemichaelmyers wrote:Not the joke, I'm telling you it's the other thing (which us women all enjoy).

Not according to our housekeeper...