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A Geiner

Post by Rising Dead Man » Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:05 pm

What did Ed Gein say to the cop who arrested him?

"Have a heart!"

People used to tell these jokes called Geiners when Ed's crimes were discovered.
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Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
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Re: A Geiner

Post by MacPhantom » Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:47 pm

Old Eddie was a good guy to know when you were looking to advance your career. He could really help you GET A HEAD!!! Image

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Post by Rising Dead Man » Tue Mar 09, 2010 5:57 pm

He was the kind of guy that could help you get a head. Of course, it would cost an arm and a leg. :lol:

I found that here.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 008AAMRrN1

A visit from old Ed.

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all though the shed,
All creatures were stirring, even old Ed.

The bodies were hung from the rafters above,
While Eddie was searching for another new love.

He went to Wautoma for a Plainfield deal,
Looking for love and also a meal.

When what to his hungry eyes should appear,
But old Mary Hogan in her new red brassiere.

Her cheeks were like roses when kissed by the sun
And she let out a scream at the sight of Ed's gun.

Old Ed pulled the trigger and Mary fell dead,
He took his old axe and cut off her head.

He then took his hacksaw and cut her in two,
One half for hamburger, the other for stew.

And laying a hand aside of her heel,
Up to the rafter went his next meal.

He sprang to his truck, to the graveyard he flew,
The hours were short and much work he must do.

He looked for the grave where the fattest one laid,
And started digging with a shovel and spade.

He shoveled and shoveled and shoveled some more,
Till finally he reached the old coffin door.

He took out a crowbar and pried open the box,
He was not only clever but sly as a fox.

As he picked up the body and cut off her head,
He could tell by the smell that the old girl was dead.

He filled in the grave by the moonlight above,
And once more old Ed had found a new love.
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Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
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Re: A Geiner

Post by MacPhantom » Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:20 pm

Aw man, that is nasty!!!! I love it!!! :D

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Post by Rising Dead Man » Sun Aug 22, 2010 11:59 am

Q: Why did they have to keep the heat on in Ed Gein's house?


A: So the furniture wouldn't get goosebumps.
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Re: A Geiner

Post by Ciuin » Sun Aug 22, 2010 5:45 pm

That was great :wink:
'All the water's dead. All of it. And the taps don't work either.'

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Post by Rising Dead Man » Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:18 pm

Ya but I didn't make it up. It's been going around. I got it from that link I posted.
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Re: A Geiner

Post by Rising Dead Man » Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:25 pm

There's something fascinating about this guy. I just bought a book today called DEVIANT: The Shocking True Story of Ed Gein, the original 'Psycho'. I love anything gory.
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Re: A Geiner

Post by MacPhantom » Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:27 pm

Did you see the movie about him from a few years back?

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Post by Rising Dead Man » Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:21 pm

You mean this one? I watched it on hulu.com. He looks like Ed Gein as much as I look like Homer Simpson.
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Re: A Geiner

Post by Rising Dead Man » Sat Aug 28, 2010 4:35 pm

No, but I want to.
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Re: A Geiner

Post by MacPhantom » Sat Aug 28, 2010 4:54 pm

You ought to.

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Re: A Geiner

Post by Rising Dead Man » Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:21 am

You ought to read Harold Schechter if you're into this stuff. He wrote DEVIANT: The Shocking True Story of Ed Gein, the original 'Psycho' and The A to Z Encyclopedia of Serial Killers. Nice gruesome treats in there.
Halloween wraps fear in innocence,
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Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon

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