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Graveyard jokes!

Post by iHaunt » Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:32 am


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Post by Undertaker » Fri Sep 30, 2011 12:52 pm

What do Hungarian Ghoules eat for dinner? Ghoulosh!!!!
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Post by Undertaker » Fri Sep 30, 2011 12:53 pm

What did the Grim Reeper say to the Undertaker in the cemetery? You know pople are dying to get in here???
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Post by iHaunt » Sat Oct 01, 2011 1:19 am

:lol: :lol:


I like good idea about the grim reaper! I Am Grim The Reaper! :D

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Post by iHaunt » Sun Oct 09, 2011 12:14 am

I got this joke from a friend of mine....


What is the brown sugar and cinnamon that laying under the ground?

A buried of ginger breadman! :lol:

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Post by halloweenjokes » Fri Oct 22, 2021 8:31 am

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Q: Why is that cemetery so popular?
A: People have always been dying to get in!

Q: Why couldn’t the skeleton get into the cemetery?
A: He had no body to go with!

Q: What is thing is dead and surrounds a cemetery?
A: A fence!

Q: Why didn’t granddad want to go to the local cemetery?
A: It was full of a bunch of stiffs!
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