Dracula walks into a bar and orders 7 shots of blood.
Bartender says, "Are you celebrating something?"
Dracula says, "Yes, my wife ran away with her best girlfriend".
Bartender says, "That doesn't sound like something to celebrate".
Dracula says, "Oh, sure, it saves me a ton of money, they were both pregnant!"
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Re: Seven Shots of Blood
hehehehehehehehe..funny
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Re: Seven Shots of Blood
Is there anything funnier than misogyny?
All you that doth my grave pass by,
As you are now so once was I,
As I am now so you must be,
Prepare for death & follow me.
As you are now so once was I,
As I am now so you must be,
Prepare for death & follow me.
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Re: Seven Shots of Blood
What is misogyny?Andybev01 wrote:Is there anything funnier than misogyny?
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Misogyny is hatred (or contempt) of women or girls. Misogyny comes from Greek misogunia from misos ("hatred") and gynē ("woman")
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Ok, got it.Spookymufu wrote:Misogyny is hatred (or contempt) of women or girls. Misogyny comes from Greek misogunia from misos ("hatred") and gynē ("woman")