Seven Shots of Blood

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Seven Shots of Blood

Post by iHaunt » Tue May 18, 2010 4:43 pm

Dracula walks into a bar and orders 7 shots of blood.

Bartender says, "Are you celebrating something?"

Dracula says, "Yes, my wife ran away with her best girlfriend".

Bartender says, "That doesn't sound like something to celebrate".

Dracula says, "Oh, sure, it saves me a ton of money, they were both pregnant!"

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Re: Seven Shots of Blood

Post by Spookymufu » Tue May 18, 2010 6:32 pm

hehehehehehehehe..funny
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Re: Seven Shots of Blood

Post by Andybev01 » Thu May 20, 2010 2:34 pm

Is there anything funnier than misogyny? :eye:
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Re: Seven Shots of Blood

Post by iHaunt » Thu May 20, 2010 5:11 pm

Andybev01 wrote:Is there anything funnier than misogyny? :eye:
What is misogyny?
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Re: Seven Shots of Blood

Post by Spookymufu » Thu May 20, 2010 5:36 pm

Misogyny is hatred (or contempt) of women or girls. Misogyny comes from Greek misogunia from misos ("hatred") and gynē ("woman")
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Re: Seven Shots of Blood

Post by iHaunt » Thu May 20, 2010 6:42 pm

Spookymufu wrote:
Misogyny is hatred (or contempt) of women or girls. Misogyny comes from Greek misogunia from misos ("hatred") and gynē ("woman")
Ok, got it. :lol:
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