Witch's Second Husband

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Witch's Second Husband

Post by iHaunt » Fri Jun 11, 2010 6:43 pm

A divorced man meets his ex-wife, the witch's new husband at a a party.

Later, after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: "So... how do you like using second hand stuff?"

The new husband replies: "It isn't that bad. Past the first 2 inches it's all brand new".

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Re: Witch's Second Husband

Post by Spookymufu » Fri Jun 11, 2010 8:43 pm

heh heh heh heh
http://theyard.netii.net/
"You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar but if you pull their wings off they'll eat whatever you give them!"

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Re: Witch's Second Husband

Post by adrian » Sat Jun 12, 2010 11:41 am

lol ok ok i got it :lol:
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!

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Re: Witch's Second Husband

Post by witchy » Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:25 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by ilovemichaelmyers » Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:28 pm

HUH???
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Re: Witch's Second Husband

Post by adrian » Sat Jun 12, 2010 10:43 pm

ilovemichaelmyers wrote:HUH???
ohhhhhh don't you do it
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!

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Re: Witch's Second Husband

Post by witchy » Sat Jun 12, 2010 11:18 pm

The ex had 2 inches & the new husband had more to offer, I hope this helps ILMM!!! :wink:
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Re: Witch's Second Husband

Post by ilovemichaelmyers » Sun Jun 13, 2010 12:14 pm

Oh ok LOL HAHAHAHA
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Re: Witch's Second Husband

Post by iHaunt » Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:00 pm

I'm not so sure if that's Witchy's own new second husband?? :lol:

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Re: Witch's Second Husband

Post by witchy » Sun Jun 13, 2010 7:40 pm

No ihaunt, I still have the first one, he's the prefect ----!! :oops:
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Post by iHaunt » Sun Jun 13, 2010 11:29 pm

witchy wrote:No ihaunt, I still have the first one, he's the prefect ----!! :oops:
Oh, all right! Great that you had a first husband forever, however your own signature photo image is too large for me to wait to reply this post. :? Think you need to change your own avatar image in the signaute box anytime from now and on? :? :D

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Re: Witch's Second Husband

Post by ilovemichaelmyers » Mon Jun 14, 2010 10:02 am

Her avatar is cool, I like it. Why would she need to change it iHaunt?
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Re: Witch's Second Husband

Post by witchy » Mon Jun 14, 2010 11:07 am

Thank you ILMM, I like it too!! Whats up ihaunt, why don't you like it? :?
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Re: Witch's Second Husband

Post by Spookymufu » Mon Jun 14, 2010 12:23 pm

I like it!
http://theyard.netii.net/
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Re: Witch's Second Husband

Post by ilovemichaelmyers » Mon Jun 14, 2010 12:38 pm

Well I wouldn't change it if I were you, it's cute!
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