Witch's Rules

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Witch's Rules

Post by iHaunt » Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:37 pm

On the first night at the haunted house, the witch addressed to all boys and girls, pointing out some of the rules.

"The females room will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the males to the females room. Anybody caught breaking the rule will be fined $20 the first time."

She continued, "Anybody caught breaking the rule the second time will be fined $60. And, being caught a third time will turn you into mices. Are there any questions?"

A male voice from within the crowd in the haunted living room was heard asking, "How much for a season pass?!"

:lol: :lol:

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Re: Witch's Rules

Post by joeys1313 » Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:02 pm

Nice! :lol:

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Re: Witch's Rules

Post by iHaunt » Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:23 am

Ha ha ha! No one else didn't get it here.... :roll: :P

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