Warlock and Witch

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Warlock and Witch

Post by iHaunt » Fri Jan 28, 2011 11:44 pm

David, the warlock and Luther were talking one night when David tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlence, the witch got pregnant. Then two years ago you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earlene got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn 't get pregnant again."

Luther asks David, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

David says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me!" :shock: :lol:

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Re: Warlock and Witch

Post by Spookymufu » Sat Jan 29, 2011 11:06 am

heh heh
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Re: Warlock and Witch

Post by iHaunt » Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:15 am

Spookymufu wrote:heh heh
You like this joke? :D You may share this to one of your families and friends. ;)

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