1. What do you get when you cross a werewolf with a drip-dry suit?
A wash-and-werewolf.
2. Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
The whatwolves and the whenwolves.
3. What kind of hot dogs do werewolves like the best?
Howl-o-wieners!
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Haunt Master
Re: Werewolf Jokes
The little girl said, Mommy, mommy, what's a werewolf?
The mother said, Don't worry about that and comb your face!
The mother said, Don't worry about that and comb your face!
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Re: Werewolf Jokes
LOL!!Haunt Master wrote:The little girl said, Mommy, mommy, what's a werewolf?
The mother said, Don't worry about that and comb your face!
Halloween wraps fear in innocence,
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon
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Haunt Master
Re: Werewolf Jokes
What is the werewolf's favorite ride at Busch Gardens?
Howl-O-Scream!
Howl-O-Scream!
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How do you know when the male werewolf and female werewolf make love together?
Only if you hear is Howl - Ohhhh - Howl - Ahhh - Owww - Howl!
Only if you hear is Howl - Ohhhh - Howl - Ahhh - Owww - Howl!
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LOL!!
Halloween wraps fear in innocence,
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon
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Haunt Master
Re: Werewolf Jokes
How do you know that werewolf use the toothbrush?
It smells like rotten meat and blood!
It smells like rotten meat and blood!
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I used to be a Werewolf but I'm alright Nowwwwwwwwwwwww!
EDIT: It only really works when you say it out loud
EDIT: It only really works when you say it out loud
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How do you know a werewolf has been in the fridge? Paw-prints in the butter.
What does it mean if there's a werewolf in the fridge in the morning? You had some party last night.
Why was the werewolf arrested after leaving the butcher? Chop lifting.
How do you make a werewolf stew? Keep him waiting for 2 hours.
What does it mean if there's a werewolf in the fridge in the morning? You had some party last night.
Why was the werewolf arrested after leaving the butcher? Chop lifting.
How do you make a werewolf stew? Keep him waiting for 2 hours.
We're the farmer's scarecrows
We scare away the birds,
We keep the farmer's corn safe
Without any words.
But when Halloween comes
We jump out of the ground
And we scare the boys and girls
When they come walking 'round.
We scare away the birds,
We keep the farmer's corn safe
Without any words.
But when Halloween comes
We jump out of the ground
And we scare the boys and girls
When they come walking 'round.
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These are great! hahahaha! 
"The woods are lovely, dark and deep, and I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep. Did you hear me butterfly? Miles to go before you sleep."
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WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS THE WOLFMAN WITH FRANKENSTEIN? A FUR COAT AND A ELECTRIC PINBALL MACHINE THAT BITES!
I am the last smiling face you"ll see before I shut the lid!
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Q: Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
A: Because Frost-bites!
Q: Why do dogs run in circles?
A: Because it’s too hard to run in squares!
Q: What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
A: Ruff!
Q: What happened to the werewolf that swallowed a firefly?
A: A bright werewolf!
Q: Why does the werewolf love Halloween?
A: The treats turn up on the front door step all night long!
I used to be a werewolf but I’m all right nooooooooow!
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A: Because Frost-bites!
Q: Why do dogs run in circles?
A: Because it’s too hard to run in squares!
Q: What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
A: Ruff!
Q: What happened to the werewolf that swallowed a firefly?
A: A bright werewolf!
Q: Why does the werewolf love Halloween?
A: The treats turn up on the front door step all night long!
I used to be a werewolf but I’m all right nooooooooow!
See more at: http://halloweenjokes.com/halloween-jok ... wolf-jokes
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Re: Werewolf Jokes
"Der Werwolf," sagte leise der Mann,
Des Weswolfs, genitiv sodann
Dem Wemwolf, dativ, wie man's nennt.
Den Wenwolf, akkusativ, so hat's ein End.
Des Weswolfs, genitiv sodann
Dem Wemwolf, dativ, wie man's nennt.
Den Wenwolf, akkusativ, so hat's ein End.