Why is Halloween better than S-e-x?
1. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
2. The uglier you are the easier it is to get some.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and graoning.
4. Less guilt the morning after.
5. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are.
6. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
7. If you didn't get get what you want, you can always go next door.
8. If you get tired, you can wait until 10 minutes and go again.
9. You don't have to complient the person who gives you some.
10. You can do the whole neighborhood!!
Greeting, salutations and all that jazz!
2. The uglier you are the easier it is to get some.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and graoning.
4. Less guilt the morning after.
5. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are.
6. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
7. If you didn't get get what you want, you can always go next door.
8. If you get tired, you can wait until 10 minutes and go again.
9. You don't have to complient the person who gives you some.
10. You can do the whole neighborhood!!
Greeting, salutations and all that jazz!
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Re: Why is Halloween better than S-e-x?
I love this one!
Halloween wraps fear in innocence,
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon
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Re: Why is Halloween better than S-e-x?
Here is one I got off another website:
Look at my sack doesn't sound so dirty!
Look at my sack doesn't sound so dirty!
Halloween wraps fear in innocence,
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon
Re: Why is Halloween better than S-e-x?
I'm really glad that you like this kind of joke! It's funny!
I'll be back here for more jokes later, so let me take my time to think of something else to post another joke here. Maybe I have to start a new joke thread myself.
I'll be back here for more jokes later, so let me take my time to think of something else to post another joke here. Maybe I have to start a new joke thread myself.
Rising Dead Man wrote:I love this one!
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People of any age can do it!
Halloween wraps fear in innocence,
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon
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Re: Why is Halloween better than S-e-x?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i love this one
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
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That's good idea! I will pass this message to all of my creepy friends! Hahahaha!
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Hahahahha!
I just forwarded this to all my E-Mail contacts
I just forwarded this to all my E-Mail contacts
Please report all offensive posts to the Mods!
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That's funny when I received an email from a friend of mine....
You can do it underage.
It's OK if you get some from more than one person.
It's OK to do it alone.
I am, but a wolf inside.
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When I talked to my next door ladies about this... they laughed. They thought it was hilarious!
Halloween lasts longer than 10 minutes.
The treats taste better.
At the end of Halloween I am HONESTLY say, "Man, that was a lot of fun. I wish we could do it again".
Halloween only "comes" once a year.
Halloween lasts longer than 10 minutes.
The treats taste better.
At the end of Halloween I am HONESTLY say, "Man, that was a lot of fun. I wish we could do it again".
Halloween only "comes" once a year.
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Re: Why is Halloween better than S-e-x?
#7 was my favorite.
"He didn't just eat their bodies, he ate their souls."
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Re: Why is Halloween better than S-e-x?
lol I like #3
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Re: Why is Halloween better than S-e-x?
#10. You can do the whole neighborhood!
If you think about it, all trick or treaters are Halloween whores.
If you think about it, all trick or treaters are Halloween whores.
Halloween wraps fear in innocence,
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon